{"id":1188,"date":"2011-08-04T03:00:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-04T01:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2012-03-02T14:37:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T12:37:00","slug":"the-devils-advocate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/2011\/08\/04\/the-devils-advocate\/","title":{"rendered":"The Devil&#8217;s Advocate"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Ivor W. Hartmann<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: right;\" width=\"50%\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-issue-12\/\">From Issue 12 (August 2011)<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>URGENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>TOP SECRET<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>For<\/strong><strong> H.R.E<\/strong><strong> Eyes Only<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>In terms of the Information Umbrage  Act. All unauthorised viewers (confessed, intimated or not disproved) of this  document are liable for immediate execution.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>O Royal Emperor Eosphorus, Most Exalted Ruler and  Master of All that Was, Is, and Will Be.<\/p>\n<p>The contents (sealed hereafter), have been  painstakingly pieced together from ancient data records. These records handed  down the ages as inert sacred relics of another era, were preserved somewhat  unwittingly, yet propitiously, by our order. After recognising that the relics  were, in fact, ancient data storage devices, it has taken us fifty long years  to reconstruct the technology necessary to access them. Whilst the records are  severely damaged, I do believe there is enough surviving coherent content, to  discern the nature of the events described. I alone have been witness to the  full, deciphered transcripts, and will gladly stop even mine own heart, should  the Emperor wish to expunge all record of these blasphemous tracts.<\/p>\n<p>I await your divine instruction in secrecy and  silence.<\/p>\n<p>Eternally,<\/p>\n<p>Your most humble dog.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Ajido<\/p>\n<p>Master Archivist<\/p>\n<p>H.R.E. Order of the Dying Crane<\/p>\n<p>The 1005th Year of Our Lord Emperor<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>{Data block Alpha: sector: 234G563} {Transcript  begins}<\/p>\n<p>{Unrecoverable cycle redundancy check error: Break in  transcript}<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;You know me. You know my names. I  am the one inside who stares from behind those eyes, that startling stranger  you find in the mirror, the one who transfixes and cuts to marrow. In one  million mirrors around the world, you deny my existence, hastily averting your  gaze from the undeniable truth that lurks within you. However, occasionally you  look and see, nay demand, impetuously, my presence, then I return to the palace  of the heart&#8217;s perfection. Home, where I belong inside your skin, wandering  amongst your innermost secret, tangled, and twisted thoughts.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Yes, that&#8217;s all very well your honour, but if we may  continue? I place into evidence the relevant abridgments of the victims, as  compiled and edited by the court appointed quantum seer, Philias Nostrum. May  you all please log on to file XRe135B, presentation package for the  prosecution. Everyone synchronised? Your honour, if you will please commence  the evidential showing at your convenience.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>John James Rote was a forgettable, quiet man. Later,  when people had occasion to talk about him, at the very least they could all  agree on that. He was the kind of man that was never, affectionately or  otherwise, nicknamed. As a schoolchild, he was the one they always put in the  outfield, or on the far boundary. There he would idle away the game by staring  at passing clouds, or watching the progress of a nearby ants\u2019 nest. His grades  were never bad but never great either. As far back as he could remember, he  felt as if he was waiting for some great event that would signal the beginning  of his Real Life. Was it sex, cigarettes, driving, fist fighting, leaving home,  having a job, a house, a mortgage, a wife, a child? With the passing of each  one of these social objectives, he kept striving for the next one, the one that  would make it all seem&#8230; Real. Throughout his life thus far, John had been  patient, believing each day brought him closer to that unspecified but glorious  day. Such was his conviction that when the day finally dawned, it held no  surprises for him. Just a serene, steady confidence that all his life had  prepared him for this day, this hour, this specific moment out of all the  others he had endured. The day he woke up feeling Real.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Suddenly Mr. Rote had a gun in his hand and he calmly  pointed it at Mr. Granger&#8217; &#8211; Miss Ellen Washburg, Witness #23 for the  prosecution.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Some might think me evil, but that  would be a mistake on their part, for when has nature ever been single-sided.  No. Nature is a ruthless organism of efficient opportunity. Maybe that is one  of the answers that you seek here; you have forgotten what actually bestows you  life.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>Iwao Tanaka had bad dreams that became waking  nightmares. He cried softly in his elbow-space room in the throbbing heart of  Osaka&#8217;s Old Minami district, where he lay tightly curled upon his tatami mat,  frozen in fear of what would happen if he allowed his limbs any small measure  of freedom. Such was his rabid consternation, that he had undertaken this  position for four days straight. The fifth was just now beginning to light a  single, tiny window, which overlooked the street of restaurants below. In a  mess of sweat, vomit, urine and shit, he lay clenched in this deathly embrace,  fighting with all his fading might not to leap in obedience to the commanding  images that racked his mind and body. There on the table. He could just see the  bevelled handle that led to twelve inches of cold, keen, steel. How he longed  to caress his face with its burnished length, to cool the sicknesses of his  soul that radiated from his burning skin. However, that was one step on the  path to the end, and as he lay staring up at the brightening square of light,  he no longer saw any other possible course, nor outcome.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;It was only when my pregnant mother turned to me,  covered in blood, that I saw Mr. Tanaka standing behind her. He was, [witness  cries into handkerchief] smiling.&#8217; &#8211; Kyoko Nakamura Witness #294 for the  prosecution.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Yes, when three or more gather in  anyone&#8217;s name, this may, if the circumstances are propitious, lead to  widespread, lasting, and subtle energetic relationships. Still you cannot see  the purpose I serve, nor why I can call you my home. How much longer can you  deny what is writ in such large letters upon the very fibre of your being?  There is much you dare to presume based on so small a piece of the puzzle as  you have uncovered.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>Nailah Darwish checked the straps holding the wrapped  layers of C4, wires and fuses that covered his chest and back. Making sure the  prime detonator was disconnected, he picked up a dead man&#8217;s switch. Grasping it  firmly he observed the light flash green, and heard the detonator ping in  response. Letting it go, the light flashed red, and he felt a tiny solenoid  click from the detonator, just above his heart. Looking into the gloom beyond,  he saw the flash of a TV in the next underground chamber, reflected against the  rough walls. That would be his final goodbye they were watching, he thought,  and smiled inwardly to himself. Yes, he had said the words and actually believed  them, but faith was not the only force that drove him happily onwards. Just  then, he heard a low, booming rumble, as a train shot by overhead in the  transit tunnels above. How appropriate it felt, to be in the belly of the  beast, as he assembled the means for the beast&#8217;s destruction. He clipped the  switch to one of the straps, and shrugged on a well-worn green army jacket. He  turned, picked up two Thermos flasks, and deposited each in an opposite jacket  pocket with a grunt of effort. His stomach gave a long, low growl and he patted  it fondly, as one would a well-trained animal. Hastily, with a sudden pang of  guilt, he kissed the rosary crucifix that hung about his neck, and mumbled a  prayer in atonement for his thoughts of pride.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;From what we have ascertained in reviewing the  extensive evidence, it is clear that Mr. Darwish ingested some two litres of  enriched Californium251 slurry. We also believe he had, in addition to the  formidable explosive vest, been surgically operated on to place more explosives  internally. The end result being that Mr. Darwish was effectively converted  into a 20 kiloton dirty nuclear device, which detonated at 11:11am on September  11th, nearly 900m high atop the Burj Dubai Skyscraper.&#8217; &#8211; Dr. Al Gerome, expert  forensic witness #608 for the prosecution.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;You do not know how much I truly  admire you, how sweet are the battles we wage every day, as you valiantly and  without reserve try to resist the temptations I lay before you.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>Morgiane Henries frowned, yet felt nothing but the  fading echoes of emotion. She slammed shut the boot of the car, holding a bulky  plastic rubbish bag at her side. She quickly scanned the area, but she was  alone on the rural road. A light wind rustled the leaves of stark trees in the  weak sun of a midwinter&#8217;s afternoon. Abruptly, she stalked off the cambered  road, down into the tree line, until she could no longer glimpse the road or  car. She quickly stripped naked and heaped the clothes together on a patch of bare  earth. From the bag, she took out a slim can of lighter fluid, a box of  matches, and placed them to one side. She upended the bag, dropping several  sets of different-sized and gendered, ripped and blood-drenched clothes, shoes,  and socks, onto the pile. After the flames had died and ashes were thrown to  the wind, she returned furtively to the car. For the longest time she sat  slumped low, staring at her own reflection in the passenger side mirror. She  absently scratched at the dried, bloody smear on her forehead, but her focus  was her own eyes, and the stranger smiling back. Morgiane was now nearly devoid  of all emotion but the barest echo, to which she clung as desperately as  Beethoven to the last note he ever truly heard. It was only the appreciative honking  of a passing car which goaded her into dragging on a pair of grey baggy gym  sweats.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mrs. Henries, AKA The Chameleon, is still at large,  as are the heads of her last eight families. She is, we believe, the first  serial killer to change her appearance not only with cosmetic surgery after  each crime, but also through black market gene technologies, her very DNA  signature. Given the twenty-three victims that we know about, she is a new  breed of highly successful killer.&#8217; &#8211; Dr. Roland McDowell, criminologist,  witness #1756 for the prosecution.<\/p>\n<p>{Break in transcript}<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Standing accused of literally countless crimes  against humanity, this court finds the ethereal being known as, The Devil, AKA;  Satan, Lucifer, Eosphorus, etcetera, etcetera, guilty as charged, under the  World Federation of Nations. You are to be remanded into custody, until we can  figure out how to best end your existence, or keep you forever so jailed. Do  you have anything to add sir?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Yes, if I may. You asked at the  beginning of this trial how I pleaded to the accusations laid forth, and I said  yes, I was unreservedly guilty. For I have influenced these actions, but I ask  you, of what crime does that make me guilty? Does the wolf pack ask its prey if  it\u2019s hungrier than they before executing the kill? Is the sun guilty of  shining, the rain of being wet, and the rock of being hard? I am simply a force  of nature, and as such, do not exist solely because you think I do. What you  see me as, now, before you in this court of law, is not who I really am, but  the product of your limited perceptions. Now perhaps you understand why I chose  to represent myself, as none of you could \u2014 and let it be noted that I had no  witnesses allowed for my defence. You might never truly comprehend the greater  overall system you live in, nor my definitive place in it. You may forever so  entrap me, perhaps even destroy me, but you will be far less than you are  without me whispering in your collective ear.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;So noted, and be that as it possibly may, sir, in  keeping with the humanitarian tenets of true freedom and power of individual  choice, we shall nevertheless endeavour to live without your company, and see  where that might lead. The accused is herby remanded into custody. The court  would like at this time to hear a few words from Dr. Albert Bartholomew, whose  ground-breaking research enabled the hunting and capture of the Devil\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I have spent my entire life in the pursuit of this  near-mythical \u2014 though not to me \u2014 multidimensional being who has plagued and  infested the collective sub-consciousness of all humanity. Let us all now walk  forward unfettered by the chains of our past, into a new destiny of true  choice, and personal responsibility.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Thank you, sir. This court will reconvene in six  months, at which time studies \u2014 to be undertaken by the Ministry of Defence \u2014  into the feasibility of a death sentence, will be presented. This court is  hereby adjourned.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>{End of Transcript}<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\">Copyright \u00a9 2008 by Ivor W. Hartmann,<br \/>\nfirst published in <em>StoryTime #11<\/em>, October 2008.<br \/>\nReprinted by  permission of the author.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-966\" title=\"blackline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h5>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-12-august2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-953 alignleft\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-954 alignleft\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockOpen&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"art-postheader\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><a title=\"Ivor Hartmann\" href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/authors\/ivor-hartmann\/\">Ivor W. Hartmann<\/a><\/h2>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1016\" title=\"Ivor-W-Hartmann\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Ivor-W-Hartmann-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>Ivor W. Hartmann<\/em>,  is a Zimbabwean writer, currently based in Jhb, South Africa. He is the author  of Mr. Goop (Vivlia, 2010), and was nominated for the UMA Award (2009), and  awarded The Golden Baobab Prize (2009).<\/p>\n<p>His writing has  appeared in <em>African Writing Magazine, Wordsetc,  Munyori Literary Journal, Something Wicked<\/em>, and <em>Sentinel Literary Quartley<\/em>, among others.  He is the editor\/publisher of <em>StoryTime<\/em>,  and co-editor\/publisher of <em>African Roar<\/em>.<br \/>\n[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockClose&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Ivor W. Hartmann<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\">\n<p>John James Rote was a forgettable, quiet man. Later, when people had occasion to talk about him, at the very least they could all agree on that. He was the kind of man that was never, affectionately or otherwise, nicknamed. As a schoolchild, he was the one they always put in the outfield, or on the far boundary. There he would idle away the game by staring at passing clouds, or watching the progress of a nearby ants\u2019 nest. His grades were never bad but never great either..<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SWCoverIssue12Colour.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-883\" title=\"CoverIssue11Colour\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SWCoverIssue12Colour-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Cover Art by Vincent Sammy\" width=\"182\" height=\"241\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-issue-12\/\"><span style=\"text-align: left;\">From Issue 12 (August 2011)<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-12-august2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[226,178,105,101],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","tag-fiction","tag-horror","tag-issue-12","tag-ivor-hartmann"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2006,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions\/2006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}