{"id":1210,"date":"2011-08-11T03:00:02","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T01:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2012-03-02T14:36:59","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T12:36:59","slug":"happiest-amongst-mortals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/2011\/08\/11\/happiest-amongst-mortals\/","title":{"rendered":"Happiest Amongst Mortals"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Glen Damien Campbell<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: right;\" width=\"50%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1211\" title=\"SW12AltVersion\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SW12AltVersion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"161\" height=\"255\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-issue-12\/\">Issue 12 (August 2011)<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Thomas Delaney was a hack  writer. He knew it and was admirably unashamed of it. The movies he penned and  directed were B-grade schlock horror, the type of movies that had desensitised  him as a child, the type of movies he loved; clich\u00e9 ridden, lascivious and  cheap. Tom\u2019s own credits in the field included the titles <em>Die Die Dracula<\/em>, <em>I Was a Teenage Mummy<\/em> and <em>The Blood of the Virgin<\/em>, creature features  abounding with lusty vampiric femme fatales, their heaving bosoms bound up in  gauze nightgowns, with London\u2019s Beckenham Place Park moonlighting as the  Carpathian forests. They had earned for Tom a reputation as England\u2019s premier  sleaze horror auteur, a status that he was proud of, but one that had been  threatened by the recent publishing of his debut novel and the critical  reappraisal of his talents it had stirred. Startlingly, even to Tom, it now  seemed that his writing had more depth than anyone had previously realised.<\/p>\n<p>The novel, <em>Happiest Amongst Mortals<\/em>, hit the  bookstore shelves in August, and, to general surprise, quickly flew off them,  not only topping bestseller lists but also receiving top-mark reviews in even the  most credible periodicals.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThe future  of horror\u201d <\/em>read  the grandiloquent quote of one critic, whose words were now boldly slapped  above the novel\u2019s title on the large posters pasted ubiquitously over the pale  ceramic tiles of all the subways in London.<\/p>\n<p>Tom couldn\u2019t quite understand  what the fuss was about. He liked the book well enough, and knew that it was  unsettling, like a good horror story should be, but it certainly wasn\u2019t his  best work. In his own opinion he was still trying to write something as good as  his first film, <em>The Evil of Richard III<\/em>,  where he reinvented Richard of Gloucester as a vampire with a fondness for  strawberries dipped in virgin blood, Richmond as an early vampire-hunting  predecessor of Van Helsing, and, most bizarrely, Richard\u2019s twin nephews, the  ones duplicitously carted off to the tower, as amply endowed nieces in their  late teens, their confinement triggering an incestuously-charged sexual  curiosity. Tom loved that film.<\/p>\n<p>Writing <em>&#8230;Amongst Mortals<\/em>, however, hadn\u2019t been  fun, not at all like the screenplays; it was a cathartic experience above  anything else. The book was an encyclopaedia of all his darkest fears and most  degenerate fantasies; it was written to tame them as fiction, imprison them on  paper. But what Tom hadn\u2019t imagined was that so many people would connect with  those fears and fantasies. The success itself didn\u2019t frighten him, but he had  never wanted such success for this novel. In truth, all he had wanted was for  the story to no longer be his. After writing it he had intended to get back to  writing movies, the fun stuff he was infamous for. But with the novel\u2019s success  he had not escaped it. The publishers wanted sequels, film producers wanted a  movie of the kind he would most likely <em>not<\/em> be asked to direct. The money was tempting, but the world where his novel was  set was not a world he wanted to go back to, it was a place he had only ever  wanted to escape. There were far friendlier places waiting for him in his  office, namely the idea he had had recently about a rogue band of allied force  soldiers battling Hitler\u2019s secret army of leather-clad lesbian National  Socialist vampires. That world appealed to him so much more.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan you go back to doing  another vampire movie after writing something like <em>Happiest Amongst Mortals<\/em>?\u201d asked Chloe, the cute redhead  interviewing Tom for some sci-fi and horror magazine he had forgotten the name  of.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI  hope so,\u201d he answered. \u201cI\u2019m actually presently writing a movie called <em>Vampires of the Wehrmacht<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The  interviewer\u2019s eyes widened in surprise; credibility was the aspiration of all  artists, surely.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAren\u2019t  you concerned that a film like that might harm the reputation you\u2019re acquiring  with the book?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo  not really. Actually I\u2019m more concerned that this book is harming the  reputation I acquired after making my last film, <em>A Stake for my Valentine<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom  pointed a finger to an area of the wall behind Chloe. She twisted to follow the  abstract trajectory of Tom\u2019s fingertip with her eyes and located the framed  poster for the movie he had just mentioned. It was drawn with the comic-strip  realism popularly employed for B-movie posters during the forties and fifties  and depicted an athletic brunette in a corset, seductively writhing as a wooden  stake impaled her chest. In her grimace she bared her teeth, showing fangs,  which assured the audience that she was a creature of the night and thus  deserving of death. A further six, equally lurid, posters adorned the walls of  Tom\u2019s home office.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m  not ashamed of the movies I\u2019ve made,\u201d Tom explained. \u201cIt\u2019s where I put a lot of  blood and guts&#8230; and tits.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoes it not bother you that  they\u2019ve been called nothing but&#8230;\u201d Chloe rifled quickly through her notepad to  find the exact quote. \u201c\u2026 soft-core porn for horror buffs\u201d ?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI admit it; I do find  comparisons between my films and soft-core porn hurtful; my films have way more  sex and nudity than most soft-core porn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chloe smiled and laughed  gently through her nose. There was an oddity about her smile Tom noted; her  lower lip would curl up into her mouth to allow the perfectly serried and  polished teeth of her overbite to bite down onto it. It was a demure smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s talk again about the  actual book.\u201d she said. \u201cWhere did the idea come from?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom squirmed a little in his  seat; he was sick of this question. It was asked at every interview. Where had  it come from? How could someone like him have written it? Nothing in his  previous work suggested that he was capable of, or even inclined to, producing  a story like <em>&#8230;Amongst Mortals<\/em>,  a story of such profundity and beauty.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was woken by a nightmare in  the middle of the night,\u201d Tom began. \u201cIt must have been terrifying because I  was drenched in sweat, I mean completely soaked, and I was literally shaking.  There were all these images in my head, real gruesome stuff that I must have  carried over from my dream. I knew I wouldn\u2019t get back to sleep with them  there. When I closed my eyes the images became more graphic. So I got up, went  down the hall to my office and just started writing and drawing the things,  these nightmare scenes. They didn\u2019t make sense at all as I was writing, and I  was writing for about two hours. I filled an entire notebook. When I was  finished\u2026 well, when I was finished I was no longer afraid of going back to  sleep.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, as I was looking  over what I had written and drawn during the night, everything there seemed to  suddenly make sense, when it hadn\u2019t before. There was a story being told and I  knew to really be rid of these nightmares I had to write the story.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was late in the evening when  Chloe left. Tom was a little reluctant to let her leave. She had been pleasant  company and a true horror film enthusiast.<\/p>\n<p>Alone again in his home, Tom  began making arrangements for dinner, which meant rifling through the food  delivery menus in the kitchen drawer as usual.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight he chose Thai.<\/p>\n<p>After placing the order, he  took two cans of lager with him from the kitchen through to the living room. At  his multi-disc stereo he inserted all four CD\u2019s required for the complete  recorded performance of <em>Tristan und Isolde<\/em>.  As the gentle crescendo of the opera\u2019s prelude began, he slouched back onto his  leather sofa and took up the controller of his game consoleHe began to kill the  zombies and other ghouls on his television screen. In two months he\u2019d be  thirty-nine years old.<\/p>\n<p>Including the twenty-minute  ceasefire required for the consumption of the\u00a0  king prawn green curry and fishcakes he had ordered, it took Tom six  lagers, two ignored phone calls and three and half hours to complete the final  level of his video game. The achievement brought muted satisfaction. The time  was approaching two in the morning; he needed to be in his office and working  at his desk in only seven hours. Fortunately his office was only just down the  hall, but even so, he decided to turn in for the night. Cutting the power on  Isolde as she began her <em>Liebestod<\/em>,  he made his way unsteadily to his bedroom.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was the mattress sinking  down at his feet that woke Tom in the middle of the night. There was a new  weight on the bed, heavy, like a person, and it was moving. In a panic he  flipped over onto his back and craned his neck to look down to the end of his  bed. There was nothing there, just his own two feet cloaked like Arabs in the  bed sheet.<\/p>\n<p>With a lengthy exhalation Tom  endeavoured to settle down, letting his occiput drop back into the cradle of  his pillow and allowing his eyes to close again. He had scared himself; that  was the drawback to having a mind practiced in frightening people. Tom had had  to learn not to trust his senses completely, particularly at night. For  instance, he was even now wondering if the noise he could hear was genuine or  another chimera. It was the sound of something being torn, definitely fabric,  as he recognized the soft scrape of thread after thread being progressively  severed, and it was originating from the centre of his bedsheet. Angling his  back, Tom propped his head and shoulders up against the headrest to survey the  topography of his bed. The noise had been real, something was torn. Starting at  his feet and continuing up between his legs, all the way to his groin, there  was a gash in the bed cover.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, beneath him, he felt  a bulge in the mattress prodding his back. Then, before he could escape the  bed, two arms burst from within the mattress and up through the tear in the bed  cover. They pinned his legs firmly to the bed, then used them for support to  hoist the rest of the body up through the tear.<\/p>\n<p>A face emerged, feminine, but  feral and alien, its eyes two black holes and its black-lipped mouth stretched  hideously into a wide, inhuman grin.<\/p>\n<p>The top of its head seemed  damaged. Actually, it seemed to be missing, cut off at the forehead, leaving  behind a jagged edge, like a scalped eggshell. Where the brain should have  been, there was only space.<\/p>\n<p>More of the creature surfaced.  Breasts confirmed its sex along with a figure that was, in its most important  aspects, human. The skin was white, pure white, and all over it were markings,  black spiral tattoos.<\/p>\n<p>Without Tom\u2019s consent his  hands (the traitors) lunged at the breasts of the creature, squeezing and  fondling them, to the thing\u2019s evident delight. Its skin was rough, the black  markings corrugated. Alarmingly, Tom seemed no longer to have command over his  conduct. He watched himself paw wantonly at the bosom of this thing as if a  trespasser in the body of a stranger. The orders to fight off this she-thing  were being ignored by his limbs. He was defenceless.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You have  stolen from me.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It spoke. The voice was  resonant, seductive and feminine but it had not gone to Tom\u2019s ears. Its lips,  her lips, had not mouthed the words, nor had any sound waves formed for the  speech. She had spoken directly to his mind.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m trying to let go of \u2018em!\u201d Tom cried out, terrified and trying  desperately, but still unsuccessfully, to regain control of his errant hands.  \u201cWhat the hell are you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>You have  stolen the nightmare I designed for you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Immediately Tom understood.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>&#8230;Amongst Mortals<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yes. It was  not your story to tell.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>You have  taken from my world and brought to yours, now I shall take from your world in  return.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She did not respond. The  conversation was over.<\/p>\n<p>The index finger of her right  hand was at Tom\u2019s neck. She had been using it to stroke his chin as they spoke,  but now it began a seductive and serpentine descent, dragging slowly down his  torso. The nail of the finger, long, black and sharp, scratched Tom\u2019s flesh so  smoothly that the pain was a sensual tickle. A trail of blood followed the  finger\u2019s winding passage. When it reached his navel the finger teasingly  circled it twice and then violently plunged in.<\/p>\n<p>Tom screamed. The finger was  inside him, wiggling through his innards, burrowing deeper. A second finger  made the plunge. The ring finger, pinkie and thumb followed. Soon the entire  hand had forced a passage through Tom\u2019s navel and into his stomach, and  progress was not stopping there. Like a huge worm it began to tunnel a passage  up his oesophagus, the hand leading the arm.<\/p>\n<p>Wading through the blood  pooling in Tom\u2019s throat, the hand barged a passage out of his mouth. The  fingers spread themselves before his eyes; their pointed black nails seemed  like five eyeballs staring at him with menacing intent. They then pounced with  terrible fury and gouged out his eyes.<\/p>\n<p>There was darkness.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Diffuse red light heralded the  return of Tom\u2019s sight. What had occurred during the blackout he did not know.  The darkness had seemed to last only seconds, but in that time he had been  transported from his bedroom and brought, clothed, somewhere else. He must have  passed out, he rationalised; a hand crawling out one\u2019s mouth and attacking you  could plausibly cause a person to faint, but still, the rationalisation did not  convince him entirely.<\/p>\n<p>Tom was lying flat across a  narrow wooden berth suspended from the wall he was facing, which was decorated  with peeling wallpaper that sported alternating dark and light vertical  stripes. A folded waistcoat, which stank of urine and other foul things,  cushioned his head. The red light, the odious smell, and an urgent, but familiar,  mechanical tapping were the first sensations this new environment offered. The  tapping Tom immediately identified; it was a typewriter. Someone, someone only  a few feet away, was writing zealously on it.<\/p>\n<p>Tom sat up. Everything there  was to see he could see now. He was in a small square room, lit, like a  photographer\u2019s darkroom, by a red lightbulb that dangled from a cord at the  centre of the mouldy ceiling. It was uncomfortable on his eyes and made the  room more oppressive than it should have been. But the even more disturbing  aspect of the room was that there appeared to be no way out of it. Other than a  small square wooden door, about half a metre in height and width, at the centre  of the wall to his left, the room had neither windows nor full-length doors,  and the size and position of the little door implied storage space. Still, that <em>woman<\/em>, or whatever it was, had  brought him here. That meant there was a way in; so, he reasoned, there was a  way out.<\/p>\n<p>There was an eerie symmetry to  the room. On the wall opposite him there was another narrow suspended wooden  berth; a few ragged bed sheets were sprawled over it, but otherwise it was  identical to the one he presently sat on. Also, at the centre of the room,  there were two mahogany desks, placed parallel to each other. Both were  equipped with some rudimentary stationery; pens, paper etc. Each desk had an  armchair, and each desk had its own old-style typewriter. The typewriter upon  the desk nearest to Tom sat silently facing him, waiting for him, it seemed. The  other was singing loudly, conducted by the fingers of a man whose face was  oddly long and familiar to Tom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello,\u201d said Tom.<\/p>\n<p>The typist stopped his work  and raised his head slightly to meet Tom\u2019s eyes with his own.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood, you\u2019re awake.\u201d The man  spoke dourly and with an American accent. \u201cYou can get to work now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat work?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re supposed to be writing  nightmares,\u201d he answered. \u201cYou are a writer I presume; otherwise <em>they<\/em> would not have brought you here.  Plagiarize them did you? You\u2019re not the only one. Our dreams are not our  property, didn\u2019t you know? Sit down at your desk and write something. That\u2019s  your job now. You must write for them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWrite nightmares?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. When you\u2019re finished put  the manuscript in the cabinet.\u201d He pointed to the square door in the wall.  \u201cThey\u2019ll collect it from there. And if it\u2019s good, maybe they\u2019ll use it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom stood up, walked to the  cabinet and opened it. The interior was a bare, cube-shaped alcove, with solid  walls and no shelves.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do they collect the  manuscript?\u201d asked Tom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs soon as you put in the  manuscript and close the door it\u2019s gone, they\u2019ll have it. I\u2019ll show you when  I\u2019ve finished this one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man was earnest. Was he  mad? He did not seem so. He wore a sour, harsh expression that suggested he was  a man accustomed to keeping his fantasies confined to the page.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerhaps you\u2019ve had one of my  nightmares,\u201d the man speculated excitedly. \u201cTell me, have you ever seen in your  dreams the cosmic terror of an unnameable phantasm, with hideous tentacles,  creep from the abysm of a perverted angle and rampage at you with Cyclopean  rage beneath a gibbous moon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom thought.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d he answered.<\/p>\n<p>The man\u2019s brow knitted, his  disappointment obvious. He resumed typing with a scowl.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d Tom asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoward. And you are?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s a pleasure. Now Tom,  would you please sit down and write something, you\u2019re becoming a dreadful  distraction to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom went and sat at his desk,  a desk that he could see now was truly his. It had everything he would have  asked for, particularly the retractable blue ballpoint pens he favoured and his  beloved spiral-bound A4 size notepads that he could only buy in New York. As  matter of course he loaded his typewriter with a clean sheet of paper and then  stared broodingly at the blank page.<\/p>\n<p>This was absurd, as surreal as  a dream, which perhaps it was. Could he really be here to write nightmares for  people, he wondered. If so, it was an intriguing assignment. But how would one  begin?<\/p>\n<p>The empty page before him was  becoming hypnotic; the pure emptiness of the sheet increasingly absorbed him.  As this happened, Tom\u2019s inner eye opened and he saw the sweet face of a  sleeping little girl. She was in her bed, her cheek resting on her hands, which  were pressed together palm to palm. Two graceful black ringlets of hair fell  across her serene face. Her name was Anthea Karagounis, she was twelve years  old and lived with her mother, Penelope, in a two bedroom council flat in  Peckham, London. Her father, Nicolas, was dead; he had died a year ago in a  traffic accident. He had been a motorbike courier. Anthea loved her daddy. He  use to make her laugh at the dinner table by pulling funny faces and always  tried to get her while she was drinking so that she\u2019d laugh and have orange  juice spurt from her nose. On Saturdays they would do the shopping at the  supermarket together, and always stop off for hamburgers and milkshakes on the  way. She missed her daddy a lot. At bedtime, with everything so silent, she  could not help but think of him and sob.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cArgh!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom wildly shook his head,  shaking away Anthea\u2019s image.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t fight it,\u201d Howard  advised. \u201cYou need to know who you are writing the nightmare for, if you want  it to be effective.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was a little girl.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLittle girls.\u201d Howard spat  the words out. \u201cThey\u2019re the easiest.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom pulled the blank sheet of  paper from the typewriter, crumpled it up into a ball and threw it aside. He  would not stand another one of those visions.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo we\u2019re trapped here?\u201d he  queried.<\/p>\n<p>Without looking up from his  work, Howard nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat about food, who brings  us food?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Throwing up his hands in  exasperation Howard exclaimed, \u201cIt\u2019s all very simple.\u201d Then he stood up and  marched over to the cabinet. He opened it and pulled out a bowl, which he  presented to Tom. The bowl was full of hot porridge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat cabinet was empty when I  looked,\u201d Tom objected. \u201cWho put that there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Howard shrugged and went back  to sit at his desk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou try it,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>Tom went to open the cabinet  and found another bowl of porridge inside. After removing the bowl he examined  the cabinet interior. It was solid concrete.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPorridge, is that all we  get?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBefore opening the cabinet  imagine what you want to find inside,\u201d Howard advised. \u201cTry it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom closed the cabinet door,  but kept his hand on the knob. He then imagined opening the door again and  finding a hot plate of pizza, topped with jalapeno peppers, anchovies,  caramelised red onions and feta cheese. Eagerly, Tom reopened the cabinet.  There was a bowl of porridge.<\/p>\n<p>He took out the bowl and  showed it to Howard questioningly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe cabinet takes some  practice,\u201d Howard explained.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what about our toilet  facilities?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGet a metal bucket from the  cabinet, then put it back when you\u2019re finished. The cabinet will dispose of  it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Get a bucket from the cabinet!<\/em>\u201d exclaimed Tom. \u201cThe place  our <em>food<\/em> comes from.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop complaining. We\u2019re  writers; we have everything we really need at our desks. Sit down and write  something.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo! I can\u2019t stay trapped  here. I\u2019ve&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly a door appeared. A  seven-foot high white panelled door with a brass twist handle materialised in  the wall directly opposite the cabinet. Howard looked upon it, aghast.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve put that door there,\u201d  he said accusingly to Tom, his voice a panicked croak. \u201cIt\u2019s there because  you\u2019re thinking about leaving. Get rid of it, sit down and start writing,  quickly, before something comes through it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou said we were trapped  here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe are! You don\u2019t want to go  out there. Every horror from every nightmare there has ever been is out there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom paced the four steps to  the door and grasped the handle. In a frantic scurry, Howard interjected  himself between Tom and the door.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo not leave this room,\u201d he  warned, pleadingly. \u201cYou have no idea of the eldritch terrors that lurk beyond  this door.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have to go,\u201d Tom confessed.  \u201cI cannot stay trapped in a room with a man who uses words like <em>eldritch<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Howard moved aside, clearing  the way for Tom to leave.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen go. But as soon as you  walk through this door it shall vanish behind you and you shall be stuck out  there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Twisting the handle, Tom swung the door open and stepped forward. But,  without giving him the opportunity to survey the nature of the land beyond,  Howard shoved him over the threshold and out into the unknown. The door  instantly slammed shut behind him and then vanished, as promised.<\/p>\n<p>He  was stranded.<\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\">Copyright \u00a9 2011 by Glen Damien Campbell<br \/>\nIllustration \u00a9 2011 by Pierre Smit<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-966\" title=\"blackline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h5>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-12-august2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-953 alignleft\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-954 alignleft\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockOpen&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"art-postheader\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><a title=\"Glen Damien Campbell\" href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/authors\/glen-damien-campbell\/\">Glen Damien Campbell<\/a><\/h2>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/01-AuthorPhotoAbiGodsell.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1178\" title=\"GLEN-DAMIEN-PORTRAIT\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/GLEN-DAMIEN-PORTRAIT-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Glen  Damien Campbell<\/em> was born in London in 1982. He attended  Birkbeck University where he studied History of Art.<\/p>\n<p>Aside from writing,  his interests include painting and music. For four years he played guitar in a  rock band called <em>The Mistakes<\/em>.  Unfortunately, their name proved prophetic.<br \/>\n[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockClose&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Glen Damien Campbell<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\">\n<p>Thomas Delaney was a hack writer. He knew it and was admirably unashamed of it. The movies he penned and directed were B-grade schlock horror, the type of movies that had desensitised him as a child, the type of movies he loved; clich\u00e9 ridden, lascivious and cheap. Tom\u2019s own credits in the field included the titles Die Die Dracula, I Was a Teenage Mummy and The Blood of the Virgin, creature features abounding with lusty vampiric femme fatales, their heaving bosoms bound up in gauze nightgowns, with London\u2019s Beckenham Place Park moonlighting as the Carpathian forests.  <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SWCoverIssue12Colour.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-883\" title=\"CoverIssue12Colour\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SWCoverIssue12Colour-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Cover Art by Vincent Sammy\" width=\"182\" height=\"241\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-issue-12\/\"><span style=\"text-align: left;\">From Issue 12 (August 2011)<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-12-august2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[226,106,178,105,84],"class_list":["post-1210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","tag-fiction","tag-glen-damien-campbell","tag-horror","tag-issue-12","tag-pierre-smit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2005,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions\/2005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}