{"id":1551,"date":"2011-11-08T00:20:10","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T22:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2011-11-06T22:08:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-06T20:08:00","slug":"activate-rip-off-rant-mode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/2011\/11\/08\/activate-rip-off-rant-mode\/","title":{"rendered":"Activate Rip-Off Rant Made"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark Sykes&#8217;s Sixth Sense of Humour<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: right;\" width=\"50%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1552\" title=\"indy\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/indy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/indy.jpg 325w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/indy-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-issue-15\/\">From Issue 15 (Nov 2011)<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Activate Rip-Off Rant Mode<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>AT ANY POINT IN a  movie I\u2019m watching, it\u2019s always fun to see the director drop in a knowing  homage to another movie. It not only tells me a little more about the  director\u2019s influences, but also gives me a moment of self-satisfaction if I\u2019m  the only one who recognises the reference \u2013 then I can patronisingly explain it  to whomever I\u2019m watching the movie with, and feel like a smug git for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Homage comes in various forms, and in varying sizes, but less is usually  more; just a single element borrowed from a classic movie can be enough to  honour another film, if deftly delivered. One of my favourites is from <em>Sideways<\/em> (2004). In one scene, Paul Giamatti\u2019s  breakfast comprises an omelette, tomatoes and wheat toast. This is a direct yet  subtle homage to 1970\u2019s <em>Five Easy Pieces<\/em> (and its infamous diner scene), greatly admired by <em>Sideways<\/em>\u2019 director, Alexander Payne.<\/p>\n<p>Alternatively, a director could show his love for a cult movie by  borrowing from it a whole character and giving them entirely new, and  hilarious, dialogue. This is what happened when director Stephen Surjik  teleported <em>Withnail and I<\/em>\u2019s Danny  the drug dealer (Ralph Brown) and plonked him in <em>Wayne\u2019s World 2 <\/em>as super-roadie Del Preston. I call it  genius, but then I\u2019m slightly biased, <em>Withnail<\/em> being my all-time favourite film.<\/p>\n<p>There are, of course, different areas of homage to be explored, but it\u2019s  the grey ones that allow some directors to get away with just about anything,  as they fly right past homage, and veer dangerously close to Mount Plagiarism.  But if you can write ninety minutes of cracking dialogue that people will be  quoting for decades to come, and if you just happen to be in possession of a  pair of brass balls the size of cantaloupes, then you can avoid crashing. Cue  Quentin Tarantino, who famously blasted his way into the mainstream with <em>Reservoir Dogs<\/em> in 1992. However, fans of  foreign cinema recognised that this brilliant debut movie was arguably a remake  of Ringo Lam\u2019s <em>City on Fire<\/em>, made  five years earlier in Hong Kong. Was it a deliberate homage, or a sneaky  rip-off? Who knows! Did anyone care either way? No!<\/p>\n<p>Then again, if you\u2019re going to lift whole movies, you can always go the  Wes Craven\/<em>Scream<\/em> route, and make  your film so overtly self-referential that for anyone to criticise it for being  derivative would be pointless. It worked like a charm for Craven, and Scream  was a huge hit in 1996. (Personally, I loathed it \u2013 but loved Scary Movie.)<\/p>\n<p>But (and if you\u2019ll bear with my aeronautical analogy just a bit more \u2013  it seems to be working) it\u2019s when people fly right into Mount Plagiarism, punch  through the other side, and tailspin into the land of Utter Rip-Off, that I  feel like strangling things. I\u2019m talking now about the bottom-feeding scum that  ham-fistedly Xerox the summer\u2019s latest blockbuster, have it perfunctorily  rewritten by Pongo the Happy Gibbon, shoot it in about ten minutes with no  budget, edit it with a blunt saw, and send it out there with their fingers  tightly crossed. Not only do <em>they<\/em> all deserve to be rounded up and shot in a muddy field, but so do all the  cretinous mongs that fill their coffers when they go to see these films.<\/p>\n<p>The horror genre is probably the one that gets hit worse than any other.  For instance, back in the 80\u2019s, various producers gambled that enough sheep  would pay good money to see stuff like <em>Ghoulies<\/em>, <em>Critters<\/em>, <em>Hobgoblins<\/em> and <em>Munchies<\/em> (all shamelessly piggybacking on <em>Gremlins<\/em>\u2019 success \u2013 the latter was even  directed by <em>Gremlins<\/em>\u2019 editor, for  Christ\u2019s sake, while <em>Hobgoblins<\/em> was so terminally terrible, it was used in an episode of MST3K) to make some  kind of return on investment, and that\u2019s why these pustules on the ass of  cinema get made. It blows my mind to know that an entire franchise can spring  from the original movie that wasn\u2019t even original, but a thinly-disguised  doppelganger of something else. Sorry, did I say \u2018it blows my mind\u2019? Because I  meant to say that it annoys the living fuck out of me.<\/p>\n<p>If I were Steven Spielberg, and for some reason I\u2019d been roped into  seeing any of the glut of <em>Jaws<\/em> wannabes that sprang up, like so many sickly hydra\u2019s heads, in the late 70\u2019s,  I\u2019d have had difficulty deciding whether to take some kind of medication until  the pain was over, or simply go into the lobby and phone my lawyer. He probably  went through exactly the same crap after <em>Close  Encounters, ET, Jurassic Park<\/em>\u2026 and of course, the Indiana Jones  trilogy (the fourth one don\u2019t get mentioned \u2018round these parts). I mean, look  at <em>The Mummy <\/em>(1999): it was  practically made up from <em>Raiders\/Temple of  Doom\/Last Crusade<\/em> set pieces, and the ones they couldn\u2019t fit in the  first movie just got bumped into the next one. Jesus, does being one of the  most admired and well-loved directors in cinema\u2019s history really also mean you  have to be the most ripped off? I despair.<\/p>\n<p>But I\u2019m ranting. Before I sign off, let me get back to more examples of  good homage. There\u2019s plenty to be found on TV; <em>The  Simpsons<\/em> does it so often and so well that they make it look easy,  and any given episode of <em>Family Guy<\/em> is simply one keenly observed in-joke after another. But I\u2019d like to bring your  attention, if you\u2019ve never had the pleasure, to the Channel 4 series <em>Spaced<\/em>, which ran from 1999 to 2001 in the  UK. Not only is it an infinitely re-watchable work of genius that, thanks to  inspired visual gags and some unforgettable characters, gives us two seasons of  near-perfect comedy, but it manages to cram in so many movie references that  the DVD box set comes with a \u2018Homage-o-Meter\u2019 that, once activated, lists by  subtitle every homage written into the script by Simon Pegg and Jessica  Stevenson. Most of them come \u2013 surprise, surprise \u2013 from the first <em>Star Wars<\/em> trilogy, but things like <em>Close Encounters, An American Werewolf in London,  2001: A Space Odyssey, Resident Evil, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic  Park, Robocop, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Matrix<\/em>, <em>Buffy<\/em>, and even <em>Scooby Doo<\/em> are all given a spot, and in some cases you don\u2019t  even realise it first time around.<\/p>\n<p>Is it true that there\u2019s nothing original under the sun any more?  Honestly, I don\u2019t know. But there\u2019s still a good number of men and women out  there in movieland, fighting the good fight against repetitive tedium, and  standing out from the crowd as they find new ways to tell otherwise old  stories. Two examples that spring to mind are Neill Blomkamp and Zack Snyder;  the former brilliantly re-explored a well-trodden theme (<em>District 9<\/em>), while the latter brought to  life two already-extant graphic novels (<em>300  and Watchmen<\/em>), and yet they still were able to be fresh and  creative. For my money, the breathtaking results that come from their passion  and vision \u2013 not to mention that of their contemporaries &#8211; are more than enough  to render the question of originality irrelevant.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that\u2019s me for this issue \u2013 see you next Wednesday!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Image from Raiders of The Lost Ark \u00a9 1981 &#8211; Lucasfilm, Ltd<\/em>.<\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1020\" title=\"caticon-stalking\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/caticon-stalking.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"75\" height=\"45\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-966\" title=\"blackline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h5>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-12-august2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-953 alignleft\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-954 alignleft\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockOpen&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"art-postheader\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><a title=\"Mark Sykes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/authors\/mark-sykes\/\">Mark Sykes<\/a><\/h2>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1059\" title=\"sykes\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sykes-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p>What can be said about <strong>Mark Sykes<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>Film actor, world traveller, model, novel writer, piano and violin    player, ballroom dancer, deep-sea diver \u2013 he is none of these things.<\/p>\n<p>Actual achievements include  the odd play or musical, avoiding death   by starvation through singing to people  around London, and completing   all three <strong>Halo<\/strong> games on \u2018legendary\u2019 level.<\/p>\n<p>Literary influences include  Philip Pullman, Carl Hiaasen and Iain M.   Banks.  Favourite activities include vacuuming, buying stationery,    applying sun lotion to total strangers, catoptromancy, going to Paris to   see his  brother, getting lost in Derbyshire, and trying hard to tell   the truth at all.<\/p>\n<p>After being <em>Something  Wicked\u2019s<\/em> \u201cMan In London\u201d he now lives in Cape Town and is enjoying  the sun.<\/p>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockClose&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Mark Sykes<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\">\n<p>AT ANY POINT IN a movie I\u2019m watching, it\u2019s always fun to see the director drop in a knowing homage to another movie. It not only tells me a little more about the director\u2019s influences, but also gives me a moment of self-satisfaction if I\u2019m the only one who recognises the reference \u2013 then I can patronisingly explain it to whomever I\u2019m watching the movie with, and feel like a smug git for a while.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/CoverIssue14Kindle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1507\" title=\"CoverIssue15Kindle\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/CoverIssue15Kindle-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"182\" height=\"241\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Something Wicked #15 (November 2011)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-15-november-2011\/\"><span style=\"text-align: left;\">From Issue 15 (Nov 2011)<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-15-november2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[126,102,227],"class_list":["post-1551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-fiction","tag-issue-15","tag-mark-sykes","tag-non-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1551"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1557,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions\/1557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}