{"id":1657,"date":"2011-12-27T00:20:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T22:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/?p=1657"},"modified":"2011-12-10T23:22:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-10T21:22:46","slug":"writers-cornered-cate-gardner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/2011\/12\/27\/writers-cornered-cate-gardner\/","title":{"rendered":"Writers Cornered: Cate Gardner"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">interview by Joe Vaz<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: right;\" width=\"50%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1659\" title=\"Cate-Gardner\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Cate-Gardner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"254\" \/><br \/>\n<a title=\"Something Wicked #16 (December 2011)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-16-december-2011\/\">From Issue 16 (Dec 2011)<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Where is home? <\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nHome is a little house next to a railway line in Liverpool.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Do you write  full-time?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nYes and no. I work a regular job and then put in almost as many hours  writing (when I&#8217;m not procrastinating &#8211; and that goes for both at the real job  and this fake job).<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>What inspired this  story? And how did you develop the details?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nThe story was inspired by my wondering what it would be like if you  lived on a tiny speck of land above a world ravaged with zombies and then the  story went elsewhere, as all stories do. The details developed draft by draft.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>What made you  decide to tell the story from the point of view of the undead?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nIt just happened. Mid-way through the original draft of the original  idea things shifted and Allyson decided she was dead. Poor thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Your zombies have fairly cohesive thoughts  and don\u2019t speak in grunts (or is that just Allyson and the Pastor \u2013 in which  case, why?). What do you think of the evolution of zombies in fiction, and  which species of zombie has stood out for you?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nAs I was setting the story from the zombie&#8217;s viewpoint I figured grunts  would not be the way to go. A narrative of grunt, grunt, grunt, ugh, argh,  grunt, grunt might have been off-putting.<\/p>\n<p>My favourite zombies, or  rather my favourite zombie story, is <em>Shaun  of the Dead<\/em>. Those zombies are so dim-witted and uncoordinated. As  for their evolution, it&#8217;s good that zombies get out more and get to do a wide  range of things &#8211; from having a relationship, to being someone&#8217;s pet\u2026 which  reminds me. I loved Fido! Maybe I like the zombies in Fido more. My decision  could take some time.<strong><em><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If you had to choose an undead life, would  you rather be a zombie or a vampire (and why)?<\/em><\/strong> No hesitation &#8211; a vampire. Vampires are prettier. Vampires don&#8217;t eat  brains. Vampires get to sleep all day and party all night. <strong><em><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Are you working on  anything right now?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nI&#8217;m concentrating on writing some short stories, before heading into a  novel in January.<br \/>\n<strong><em><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Where can we read  more of your work?<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nA collection of my short stories, <em>Strange  Men in Pinstripe Suits<\/em>, was published in 2010 by Strange  Publications, and Delirium Books recently published my novella <em>Barbed Wire Hearts<\/em>. I also have another  novella forthcoming from Hadley Rille Books &#8211; <em>Theatre  of Curious Acts<\/em> &#8211; which should be available just before  Christmas.<\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1020\" title=\"caticon-stalking\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/caticon-stalking.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"75\" height=\"45\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-966\" title=\"blackline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h5>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-16-december2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-953 alignleft\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-954 alignleft\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockOpen&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"art-postheader\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><a title=\"Joe Vaz\" href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/authors\/joe-vaz\/\">Joe Vaz<\/a><\/h2>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/01-AuthorPhotoAbiGodsell.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-248\" title=\"JoeVazHeadshot\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/JoeVazHeadshot-e1302998847906-113x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"113\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Joe Vaz<\/em> is the founder and editor of <em>Something Wicked<\/em>, which occasionally affords him the honour and good fortune to hang out with really cool people.<br \/>\nIn his other life he is a film and television actor who gets small parts in big movies, most recently in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1343727\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Dredd 3D<\/em><\/a>, due to be released in September 2012.<\/p>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockClose&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">interview by Joe Vaz<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\">\n<p>As I was setting the story from the zombie&#8217;s viewpoint I figured grunts would not be the way to go. A narrative of grunt, grunt, grunt, ugh, argh, grunt, grunt might have been off-putting. <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1507\" title=\"CoverIssue16Kindle\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/CoverIssue16Kindle-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"182\" height=\"241\" \/><br \/>\n<a title=\"Something Wicked #16 (December 2011)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-16-december-2011\/\"><span style=\"text-align: left;\">From Issue 16 (Dec 2011)<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-16-december2011\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,7],"tags":[137,63,133,39,100],"class_list":["post-1657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interviews","category-non-fiction","tag-cate-gardner","tag-interview","tag-issue-16","tag-joe-vaz","tag-writers-cornered"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1657"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1660,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions\/1660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}