{"id":1917,"date":"2012-02-21T00:05:05","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T22:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/?p=1917"},"modified":"2014-02-15T01:02:29","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T23:02:29","slug":"of-hearts-and-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/2012\/02\/21\/of-hearts-and-monkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Of Hearts and Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Nick Wood<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: right;\" width=\"50%\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Something Wicked #18 (February 2012)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-18-february-2012\/\">From Issue 18 (Feb 2012) <\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We are amongst the last of the last, the \u2018do-not-dies\u2019  as the dead now call us. They follow us, the dead do, whispering and pulling at  our ears and hair. The other two don\u2019t notice, although they do see and comment  on the occasional cock of my head, as I listen without comprehension to dry and  meaningless whispers from shadowy lips, the occasional repetition of that one  phrase, all I can make out &#8211; \u2018do-not-dies\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Read more in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-18-february2012\/\">Issue 18<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\">Copyright \u00a9 2010 by Nick Wood<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-966\" title=\"blackline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h5>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-18-february2012\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-953 alignleft\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockOpen&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"art-postheader\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Nick Wood<\/h2>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1922\" title=\"NickWood\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/NickWood-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nick Wood<\/em> is a  South African clinical psychologist, currently living in London.<\/p>\n<p>He has had short  stories published in <em>Albedo One, Interzone,  Infinity Plus, PostScripts<\/em> and <em>The  World SF Blog<\/em> amongst others. He has also had a YA SF book published  in South Africa, entitled &#8216;The Stone Chameleon.&#8217;\u00a0 Nick is currently studying for an MA in SF\/F (Creative Writing)  at Middlesex University. He currently has a working draft of a South African  alternative history novel, entitled &#8216;Azanian Bridges&#8217;, in which apartheid  endures until &#8216;now&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockClose&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Nick Wood<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\">\n<p>We are amongst the last of the last, the \u2018do-not-dies\u2019 as the dead now call us. They follow us, the dead do, whispering and pulling at our ears and hair. The other two don\u2019t notice, although they do see and comment on the occasional cock of my head, as I listen without comprehension to dry and meaningless whispers from shadowy lips, the occasional repetition of that one phrase, all I can make out &#8211; \u2018do-not-dies\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/CoverIssue18Kindle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1848\" title=\"CoverIssue18Kindle\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/CoverIssue18Kindle-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/CoverIssue18Kindle-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/CoverIssue18Kindle.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Something Wicked #18 (February 2012)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-18-February-2012\/\"><span style=\"text-align: left;\">Issue 18 (Feb 2012)<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-18-february2012\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[226,163,166,177],"class_list":["post-1917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","tag-fiction","tag-issue-18","tag-nick-wood","tag-sf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1957,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions\/1957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}