{"id":2085,"date":"2012-03-13T00:10:17","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T22:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2012-03-06T14:07:22","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T12:07:22","slug":"stained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/2012\/03\/13\/stained\/","title":{"rendered":"Stained"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Chris Stevens<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: right;\" width=\"50%\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Something Wicked #18 (February 2012)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-18-february-2012\/\">From Issue 18 (Feb 2012)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The stench of sulfur wafted through the air as Colin lit the black  candles positioned at each corner of the pentagram. He stared intensely at the  large pentagram he had drawn on the bare concrete floor. It had taken a while  to remove the carpeting and padding from the room. Harder still was the remnant  of glue that was swirled on the floor to keep the padding in place. Colin had  even gone so far as to remove the tack strips and their anchors, in order to  get a nice smooth surface for the task at hand.<\/p>\n<p>If his grandparents were still alive they would be screaming right  now. His grandmother would be looking for a ladle to swat across his bare  behind. She was probably rolling over in her grave right now. As for grandpa,  his moment of shock would be replaced with the need to save his grandson from  the ladle-waving loon he called his wife. Colin could picture it quite well,  her yelling and screaming, ranting and raving at the mess he had made in their  bedroom, while the old man tried to calm her down, almost suffering several  swats from the ladle himself. The whole time Colin would be hiding underneath  the table, curled into a little ball.<\/p>\n<p>All this fuss over their fuzzy  new blue carpet. The carpet they had spent a fortune on, according to his  grandmother. The carpet he had made a mess on in his grandparents\u2019 bedroom.  That had been a long time ago, yet the carpet had remained. Colin had thought he  could even still see the stain he had made all those years ago. By this time  though, the carpet was no longer fuzzy and was a long ways away from being new.  He couldn\u2019t believe that the new owners of his grandparents\u2019 house hadn\u2019t  bothered to change the carpeting in all the time they had lived there.<\/p>\n<p>He thought it made sense  though, since the whole house was in disrepair. What had once been white walls  were now yellowed with smoke stains. There were small holes in the plasterboard  that no one had ever bothered to run a putty knife over. As for this room, the  room that had once been his grandparents\u2019 bedroom, it too had seen much better  days. He remembered his grandmother spending several days applying the rose  colored wallpaper in large strips across the wall. Within the swirl of color,  cherubs pranced and prattled, gawking at all who entered.<\/p>\n<p>Colin remembered the times he  had stared at those little angels, wondering if they could see him, wondering  if they were watching over him or judging him when he did something wrong. Now  those baby-faced angels looked at him through a dull haze. The paper had  puckered in some spots and peeled away from the eaves at the top. Again Colin  wondered how the previous tenants could have left it like this.<\/p>\n<p>Even the yard, which had once  been the pride of the neighborhood, was now overgrown with weeds and crab  grass. The back yard, which had boasted a beautiful vegetable garden thanks to  the hours his grandmother had spent toiling away, de-weeding, re-seeding, and  mulching, was now a junkyard of car parts and trash. Although pungent, the  burning yellow sulfur failed to cover the stench of oil that permeated the  whole house, along with other rancid smells, which Colin couldn\u2019t place.  Something acidic. Based on the look of the house, it had probably been  converted to one part auto shop and one part methamphetamine lab.<\/p>\n<p>Colin grabbed the candle at  the tip of the pentagram and began pouring a circle of wax in the center of the  pentagram. Colin wasn\u2019t sure if any of this was going to work, but there was no  turning back now. He thought much of this stuff was pretty corny. At least he  didn\u2019t have a goat\u2019s head hanging from a rope and he wasn\u2019t garbed in black  robes. What felt like a lifetime\u2019s worth of work was all boiling down to this  moment. His palms sweated in anticipation as he completed the circle and then  went to unbind the rather large brown book. It was supposedly bound in human  skin, but Colin was pretty sure it was just leather, maybe even imitation. The  binding didn\u2019t matter though; it was the pages inside that mattered. Pages he  had almost been killed for.<\/p>\n<p>Colin looked again at the  faces of innocence peering out from the wall and thought again of his  grandfather. Barely a day went by that he didn\u2019t think about his grandfather.  Heck, who was he kidding, there was never a day that went by that he didn\u2019t  think about his grandfather. His grandfather, with those piercing blue eyes,  which could look at you and make you almost believe everything was going to be  alright. The man with the jovial smile and infectious laugh.<\/p>\n<p>The only one who had never  seemed to laugh was his grandmother. Colin couldn\u2019t even remember seeing the  woman smile. All she had ever seemed to do was yell. If she wasn\u2019t yelling as  his grandfather, she was yelling at him and if she wasn\u2019t yelling at him, she  was yelling at the two of them together. Colin knew that at these moments his  grandpa had discreetly turned down his hearing aid so he could remain oblivious  to it all. Unless of course, she was going after Colin, then grandpa had become  Colin\u2019s protector, his knight in shining armor, shielding him from the evil  witch or fire-breathing dragon.<\/p>\n<p>This had been like taking  one\u2019s life in one\u2019s hands and Colin had feared that the man might not be able  to take the blast of fire. He had always walked away unscathed, though, and  made sure to whisper something nice in his ear. \u201cWhat does she know? Your piano  playing sounded good. Besides, how are you ever going to get good if you don\u2019t  practice? Once she goes to the store, I\u2019ll let you play all you want.\u201d His  grandpa had always done what he could to comfort him, whether it was playing  chase in the house when grandma wasn\u2019t around or showing him how to whittle  wood in the garage.<\/p>\n<p>Colin had never been any good  at whittling, but grandpa was real patient.<\/p>\n<p>When his grandfather died,  Colin had cried quite a bit, like a never-ending fountain that kept  re-circulating the tears from the bottom of his heart. As hard as Colin had  taken it though, his grief had been nothing compared to his grandma\u2019s. She had  crumbled. Her hard demeanor had given way to someone void of all feeling. She  no longer yelled and screamed when Colin did something wrong. She would just  sit in her chair and watch TV. Colin had thought that was the worse year of his  life. He\u2019d been wrong. Losing her husband had seemed to suck the life right out  of his grandmother. She had died almost a year to the day after his grandfather  died.<\/p>\n<p>He hadn\u2019t cried then. Maybe he  too had been devoid of all feeling by then. Colin had gone to live with an aunt  and uncle and their seven children. It hadn\u2019t worked out. <em>What harm could one more do?<\/em> they\u2019d  thought. The answer, according to his aunt, was: quite a lot. Colin\u2019s presence  disrupted their happy household. Colin had thought that, being the good Mormons  they were, they would care for him as one of their own. Again, he had been  wrong. He\u2019d wound up in foster care, bouncing from family to family until his  eighteenth birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Life hadn\u2019t been easy, but  Colin had never given up hope. He\u2019d struggled through school, much as he\u2019d  struggled through life. Drugs and petty crime had become commonplace for a  time, until Colin had finally realized it was distracting him from his life\u2019s  work.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>His grandpa had died suddenly,  of a brain aneurysm in his sleep. His aunt and uncle had tried to comfort Colin  by letting him know that grandpa had died painlessly and was with Our Heavenly  Father. His grandpa had taught Sunday school and had even been the bishop for a  short time at the church they\u2019d attended, so the thought of his grandpa being  in heaven wasn\u2019t too far-fetched. Didn\u2019t the Heavenly Father forgive all sins?<\/p>\n<p>At least it had given Colin a  place to start. He\u2019d begun with the Bible. He\u2019d pored through it, highlighting  and dissecting. When the regular Bible hadn\u2019t worked, he\u2019d gotten an annotated  one. He\u2019d searched and scoured, but quickly found out that the path of  righteousness was a dead end. Even his grandfather\u2019s Book of Mormon had yielded  little more than a fairy tale. He\u2019d gone on to delve into Hinduism, Buddhism,  and Islam, which all promised paths into heaven. But nothing spoke of a return  trip. Hinduism came close, but it only spoke of the self, not someone else. The  Satanic Bible was nothing but a farce, but at least it got him pointed in the right  direction.<\/p>\n<p>Much of what he\u2019d found had  seemed to be about drugged-out freaks looking for an excuse to have sex. It  wasn\u2019t all bad though; it was at one of these satanic orgies that Colin had met  John Shayman. The man had talked a good game and was even been able to pull off  several parlor tricks to impress the weak. The man hadn\u2019t been there to partake  in the festivities; he was there to recruit. He\u2019d found a disciple in Colin, at  least for a little while.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019d met every Saturday  night in a musty old storefront located in the downtown section of Fountain  City. John had said he hoped to convert the place into a bookstore in order to  have an outlet to spread the word. There had only been six of them then, but  John had high hopes and an ego to match. This had mattered little to Colin.  What mattered to Colin was the book. John had a book, which he claimed  contained the secrets of life and death. One could live forever if they so  chose. Colin didn\u2019t; he just had one question, and the answer was yes.<\/p>\n<p>Getting his hands on the book  had been harder than he\u2019d thought it would be. John took the thing everywhere.  Like his grandfather though, Colin was a patient man. He\u2019d bided his time and  taken his opportunity when it presented itself.<\/p>\n<p>It was a Saturday and the readings had just begun. Candles had  been lit everywhere, sending shadows dancing across the walls. The meeting was  interrupted by a jingle at the door. Two more people had accepted John\u2019s  invitation. Like the good host he was, John and the rest of the group had gone  to the front to greet the new initiates. Everyone except Colin. John had left  the book on the podium where he conducted his sermons. It was the first time  Colin had seen the book alone and it had been all the time he needed.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019d grabbed the book and run.  A woman\u2019s voice had screeched \u201cStop!\u201d but he\u2019d continued on. The woman yelling  at him had been Vivica &#8211; John\u2019s right hand disciple and, rumor had it, his  enforcer. Colin had found this hard to believe at first. The woman was  gorgeous, with piercing deep brown eyes. It hadn\u2019t taken long for Colin to  realize his mistake. There was something behind those brown eyes that seeped  venom. Hers were the beautiful curves of a flaring cobra, and her strike was  deadly.<\/p>\n<p>The scream had been followed  by a gunshot. The bullet had grazed Colin\u2019s right arm. Another shot had gone  wide and then Colin was out the door, on foot, with no place to go. He\u2019d  remembered a place he used to go when he was a kid. There was a drainage canal,  which led into a tunnel that the city\u2019s storm drains fed into. It was a place  he\u2019d sought out for solace as a child. Now, years later, he\u2019d returned to it  for sanctuary.<\/p>\n<p>Colin knew that John\u2019s minions  would never give up their search, but one man alone in a city was hard to find.  He\u2019d made his way as best he could. He knew he could never return to his  squalid apartment, but that mattered little. He had few possessions and  anything he needed could be acquired again. A lifetime of obsession bears  little fruit. Colin had survived off the misfortune of others. The first thing  he needed was some bandages for his arm. The graze hadn\u2019t been deep, but it was  enough to soak his sleeve with crimson.<\/p>\n<p>Many of the homes he\u2019d entered  hadn\u2019t even been locked. People were surprisingly careless with their hard-earned  belongings, although Colin would do little to disrupt this. Since he needed  little, he took little. He would take a shower, help himself to a change of  clothes, maybe some food from the refrigerator, but nothing more. He\u2019d never  left a mess and many of his victims wouldn\u2019t even realize someone had been  there. In one home, he\u2019d found a nickel-plated Colt 45. and a box of  ammunition. Being hunted the way he was, he\u2019d thought it would come in handy.<\/p>\n<p>It had taken a week of poring  over the book to find what he was looking for and it had come in the way of a  manifestation, a visitation if you will. Someone or something had answered the  call and a deal had been struck.<\/p>\n<p>Colin finished all of his  preparations, then opened the book. He had spent the last two weeks rehearsing  this very moment. If he hadn\u2019t been doing it out loud, he was going over it in  his head. He opened it to the right page and began to recite the words he knew  by heart. Emotions began to stir within him, but nothing else seemed to change at  first. Colin continued the verse, raising his voice into the night. Soon, oh so  soon, he would be reunited with the one person who had claimed to love him. The  one person who had always tried to be there for him.<\/p>\n<p>Colin began to shiver as the  room grew noticeably colder. Steam hissed from between his lips and still he  chanted on at a fever pitch. The candles flickered, the flames growing taller.  The yellow tips bent to East then the West, before drawing towards the center  of the pentagram, pulled by some unseen force. The flames continued to burn,  pulling closer and closer to the center of the mark.<\/p>\n<p>All doubt left Colin as his  moment approached. He stepped into the pentagram and immediately felt its  warmth. Outside the star, frost was starting to form on the windows as all the  room\u2019s heat was drawn inward. Colin\u2019s chills were replaced by beads of sweat  that dripped from his forehead. He pulled an ordinary kitchen knife from his  back pocket and gripped the blade in his right hand. In his left he held the  handle. He pressed down and pulled, drawing a jagged line across his palm,  grimacing at the pain. Keeping his hand balled into a fist, he turned it so  that the rivulets of red could pour upon the spot of lost innocence. Blood for  blood was what the ritual demanded. Now Colin stood back to watch.<\/p>\n<p>It didn\u2019t take long. The  moment Colin\u2019s blood dripped onto the form below, it began to writhe. The small  nickel-sized hole in the sternum of the body slowly closed as the runnel of  blood that had seeped out hours earlier seemed to pour back into the body. The  form twitched and spasmed, then the convulsions began, thrashing the body with  such force that Colin became concerned that it might explode as it hit the hard  concrete floor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-605\" title=\"divider\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/divider.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Colin realized he was holding  his breath and had to release it to keep from passing out. As soon as he let go  of the air within him, the body stopped thrashing and the eyes flickered open.  Colin sucked air back in again. The form lifted its head and gazed about.  Recognition replaced fear and the body sat up, starring at Colin.<\/p>\n<p>He couldn\u2019t believe what he  was seeing. It appeared to be an adult version of his grandson. \u201cColin?\u201d he  questioned, looking through new eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGrandpa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cColin, is that really you,  son? Is it really you? Or is this just another vision to drive me even further  insane?\u201d the form asked in a voice that was not his own.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s me, grandpa. It\u2019s me. I brought you back.\u201d Colin spoke  with true sincerity in his voice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did what? You brought me  back? Brought me back from where?\u201d his grandfather asked, alarmed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI brought you back from the  dead, grandpa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did what? How? Why?\u201d his  grandfather quizzed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI brought you back for me,  grandpa. It must have been horrible where you were.\u201d Colin felt like a little  kid for the first time in years.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHorrible, yes, it was  horrible. You cannot imagine the horrors I have endured. I have had my flesh  shorn from my body and been beaten with the tail of a long black scorpion, only  to have my flesh reapplied with staples and nails so it could be done all over  again. I\u2019ve been dipped in wax and burned like a human candle. I\u2019ve been frozen  and smashed into a million pieces. My all-too-feeling flesh was consumed by an  acidic beast, only to be regurgitated so the pain could continue. All I have known  since I died has been pain and suffering. All the while I asked why my Lord had  forsaken me. Why did He allow me to suffer so? I was dedicated to the church. I  paid my tithes. But now I see that I have not been forsaken. He has remembered  me through my grandson. But how? How did you do this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI made a deal, grandpa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA deal?\u201d His grandfather  looked around and noticed the pentagram he was standing in. He noticed the  black candles, and suddenly it dawned on him. \u201cA deal? My boy. What have you  done? You have just damned yourself to suffer like I have!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo grandpa.\u201d Colin spoke  timidly at first, and then pure hatred poured from his heart. \u201cYou damned me a  long time ago, Grandpa. On that very spot. My blood spilled over when you took  my innocence. Now it\u2019s your turn. The suffering you have gone through will be  nothing compared to what I have in store for you. And when that body gives out  I have another one waiting for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His grandpa looked over and  saw a crumpled body on the floor. It was female, her glazed eyes said all that  needed to be said about her condition. Colin didn\u2019t have anything against the  couple who had been living in his grandparents\u2019 house. This was a necessary  evil.<\/p>\n<p>The  foreign body now possessed by Colin\u2019s grandfather struck a familiar smile. His  once blue eyes were now green, but they still held his devilish charm. A charm  Colin had felt one too many times. Colin proceeded to wipe that smile off of  his grandfather\u2019s face, one slice at a time.<\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\">Copyright \u00a9 2012 by Chris Stevens<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-966\" title=\"blackline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"7\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1-300x7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/blackline1.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h5>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-19-march2012\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-953 alignleft\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-954 alignleft\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockOpen&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"art-postheader\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Chris Stevens<\/h2>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2086\" title=\"ChrisStevens\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/ChrisStevens-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Chris Stevens<\/em> has  lived in Southern California all of his life. He lives with his wife of twenty  years and his two children. He has been writing most of his life which recently  cost him his job at the Post Office for writing on the job. He has also been a  police officer and served in the marines. Maybe now is the time for him to  pursue his true calling.<\/p>\n<p>[hana-code-insert name=&#8217;ArticleBlockClose&#8217; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Chris Stevens<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-945\" title=\"TitleUnderline\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"13\" srcset=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline.jpg 350w, https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/TitleUnderline-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/h3>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\" width=\"85%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\">\n<p>The stench of sulfur wafted through the air as Colin lit the black candles positioned at each corner of the pentagram. He stared intensely at the large pentagram he had drawn on the bare concrete floor. It had taken a while to remove the carpeting and padding from the room. Harder still was the remnant of glue that was swirled on the floor to keep the padding in place. Colin had even gone so far as to remove the tack strips and their anchors, in order to get a nice smooth surface for the task at hand.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/CoverIssue19Kindle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1848\" title=\"CoverIssue19Kindle\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/CoverIssue19Kindle-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Something Wicked #19 (Mar 2012)\" href=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazines\/something-wicked-19-March-2012\/\"><span style=\"text-align: left;\">Issue 19 (Mar 2012)<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"75%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingwicked.co.za\/products-page\/downloads\/something-wicked-19-march2012\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" title=\"PurchaseButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/PurchaseButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/weightlessbooks.com\/format\/magazine\/something-wicked-magazine-12-month-subscription\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" title=\"SubsBuyButton\" src=\"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SubsBuyButton.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[182,226,178,180],"class_list":["post-2085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","tag-chris-stevens","tag-fiction","tag-horror","tag-issue-19"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2088,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions\/2088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somethingwicked.co.za\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}